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Anonymous No.6574834  
/B/ seriously needs to go back to its fucking roots
>> Anonymous
agreed
>> Anonymous No.6574856
it cant.

newbies outnumber the oldbies. the mentality has changed
>> Anonymous
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"No…No, Its all right. You should know the whole story. You are right, Epidemais pushed his sword in the heart of the beast. Or better he tried it. Because before he could push his sword forward the beast caught it with his mouth and throw it away. My husband stand frozen in front of the wolf. The wolf looked at him and said, I've told you, I'm invincible. That you attack me is your death sentence. Because now you made me mad. You will never see the sunrise again. Do you have some last words before you die? Yes my husband said bravely, that someone is coming to kill you, you last scum. After that he took my husband in his paws and broke his neck. I screamed, the wolf looked at me and I saw this ice-cold in his eyes. The beast said to me, If you wanna die next, go on screaming. I have no doughts to kill women too. As fast as the wolf was here, so fast he was gone. But since then he comes everynight at midnight to attack us. And I heard from other villages that these were attacked by the wolf too. There he killed humans, too. It is like he is a killing machine from the Tartarus."

Urania stood to get some wine. Gabrielle looked at Xena then to Xanthis who was playing with a wooden sword. Xanthis thought he heard a noise and ran to the far corner of the house. Urania returned with the wine, poured Xena a mug and continued her story.

"I don't know what to do with Xanthis. He had looked too how brutal his father was killed. Since then he changed. At all little noises he went to a corner. We all have changed. I thought about to move to another village. I just live here in fear. Not about me, I've lived my life. But I'm scared about my son. My poor Xanthis."

Gabrielle poked Xena in the side trying to get her to say something.

"Urania, you've said the wolf shows after midnight. Is he coming from the same place everynight? Could you show me the place?"
>> Anonymous
>>6574856
case and fucking point
>> Anonymous No.6574892
it cant.

they have their new forced memes, why cant we just impose the old ones onto them? sage gay things and bump the good old ones?

just an idea...
>> Anonymous No.6574901
/b/ needs to be a lot less mainstream andd a lot more like itsself
>> Anonymous
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"It will be all right. Will you show me?" Xena's patients beginning to wear thin.

"As you wish, I will take you there. But I think he is no longer there."

"Why?"

"he said, he had enough from our town and go to the next village."

"We'll see, Now will you take me there while we still have time."

Xena looked over at Gabrielle fearing for her safety. She spoke softly, "I need you to take care of Xanthis, While Urania and I go to the forest. Will you do that for me?"

"Of course, take care of yourself. I want to see you alive again, not in pieces. Do you hear me Xena?"

Xena smiled. It was a winner smile Gabrielle knew well. As they closed the door Gabrielle just stood looking at the door. She signed and went to Xanthis. She prayed to the gods that nothing would happen to Xena. For the first time she was afraid for Xena.
>> Anonymous No.6574937
>>6574892
forced memes arent the problem. theres new stuff thats being made thats quite good, unfortunately the new kids think its cool to accuse something of being forced, so they kill off anything funny, and were left with desu
>> Anonymous No.6574947
Needs more racism.
>> Anonymous
oh and by the way the guy in this picture is a baby fucker>>6574834
>> Anonymous No.6574952
4chan needs a hero anonymod who will ban people for constantly posting B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7!!!!!!

and spamming this desu shit. /b/ was meant to be fucking RANDOM, as in ANYTHING GOES.

think snacks with less gay and more anonypwnage.

when snacks was around the fools were forced to become more intelligent to survive, and now he's gone...well, you get the idea.
>> Anonymous No.6574957
>>6574901
lol at /b/ being mainstream
>> Anonymous No.6574974
>>6574952
there is a mod who bans desu, thats why we get a break from it some times in the day.
>> Anonymous
>>6574952
you weren't around when snacks was around where you

and you fail to get the meaning of ANYTHING GOES
>> Anonymous
>>6574952
lol snacks was a girl/lady thing, apparently she was the exception to the no girls on the internet
>> Anonymous
>>6574957
when kids from gaia show up, i can ignore the fact that he just used "mainstream" like a teenage idiot and accept the fact that hes right
>> Anonymous No.6574994
>>6574974
ive been here since the second death. if i were a mod i'd fucking restore /b/ to glory.
>> Anonymous
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It was just before midnight when Urania and Xena started to look for the wolf. Xena's thoughts were on Gabrielle and how much she had to keep her save, no matter what happened. She couldn't bear it again if something happened to the only person in the world that she loved.

"Xena, we are here."

Xena tensed up at the voice. She was so lost in thought about her bard that she forgot what she was doing. This angered the warrior, that she couldn't keep her mind on what she was doing.

Xena had no trouble finding the tracks in the dirt, there was several footprints and tracks left from what appeared to be a wolf, a very large wolf she thought.

"Urania, how big was this wolf" Xena said measuring the print with her hand.

"He was big like two wolves together. It was spooky. His paws were so big that my husband could block it with his arm."

"Yeah, I thought so, But I don't think the wolf is gone. The footprints aren't but a couple hours old."

Urania swallowed. It meant that it wasn't over yet.

Urania's hand went up to her mouth as she said "Xanthis."

"Urania, don't worry, I'll take care that nothing happens to you, Xanthis or the other villagers. We'll find the wolf and a way to kill it. I promise." Xena said matter of factly.
>> Anonymous No.6575006
>>6574952
Snacks was a crazy motherfucker, but we do need another mod with that unyielding insanity to stop the faggotry that has infected /b/.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>6575030

Eight year olds, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>6575030
what the fuck is this shit and when did it start?
>> Anonymous
>>6575006
no, /b/ is fine, and you should relise that snacks helped to set the mindset of the new /b/tards, people started acting like retards because they wanted to be like snacks. So don't go around saying that we need another snacks.
>> Anonymous
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If I was a mod I'd ban people who whine for "Feeding the trolls". Your resistance only makes spammers'PENISes harder ???
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Will you die too? Aren't there enough victims?
Don't do this to us. I don't want any more bloodshed."

Xena answered soft but determined "Leave that problem to me. I'm not ready to die yet."

In the meantime Gabrielle and Xanthis fell asleep. Xenthis' head laying in her lap. Gabrielle had a protective arm around the boys shoulder. Suddenly she jumped frightening the boy. He ran to the back of the house and crouched in the corner. Gabrielle quietly walked over to the door with her staff in her hand.

"Who's there? Xena is that you?"

There was only a growl, a sound not bestial nor human.

"No, its me. The big bad black wolf. Are you coming out, or have I to get you out?"

Gabrielle didn't know what to do. Sweat rolled down her face. She opened the door clutching her staff ready for anything. The wolf she saw was gigantic. Urania was right in her description. Gabrielle thought.

"Ah, I've never seen you here before. Who are you pretty girl? I want to know your name before I kill you."

Gabrielle swallowed hard. "My name is Gabrielle, you will not get past me. They say you are invincible but there is always a way to kill a monster. Gabrielle swallowed hard. Her courage surprised even her.
>> Anonymous No.6575128
>>6574834

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>6574994
you are new here, huh
>> Anonymous
>>6574937
truth
>> Anonymous
3 years ago anonymous was a hero.

these days he's like that cokehead actor that no one remembers
>> Anonymous
>>6575128
Yes, we need more Whitjfdjafkjdsa;ljfdsa;lfjskal;jfslkajfklsajf;sajf;lksajf;lsajflk;sajf;a
>> Anonymous
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"oh but you will be surprised. Because there is absolutely no way to kill me. I'm invincible. You're also thoughtless like a stupid man I killed here. And now I'm going to kill you."

Gabrielle readied her staff as the beast approached. Suddenly he stopped.

"No. Stop it. Isn't it enough that you killed my father? Have you to kill her too?"

The wolf looked at Xanthis with cold eyes. A laugh came from his throat "You want to say me what I have to do? Are you insane? For this you have to die after I kill your friend."

Gabrielle shouted to Xanthis "Get back inside." The boy ran to her and put his arms around her waist.

Xena was following the tracks back towards the village when suddenly she stopped and studied the ground.

"What can you recognized?"

Xena held the torch she took with her and tried to explain what happened here. "there was a fight here" She pointed to the ground where the grass and branches were crushed. She continued "It looks like it was one strong person, Not big but strong. The victim was thrown to the ground, here," she points "you can see a print of the whole body, and there, footprints of a man, that turn into the tracks of the wolfffff." Xena shakes her head, unable or unwilling to understand what her eyes are telling her.

Xena looks at Urania who has fallen to knees and began to prey.
>> Anonymous No.6575254
>>6574937
AND WHERE ARE THOSE MYSTICAL GOOD MEMES
>> Anonymous No.6575271
>>6575128

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous No.6575272
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>>6575254
ADD PEDOBEAR FOR FUCK INSTANT FUNNAY!!!!!!
>> Anonymous No.6575301
>>6575272
WOW PEDOBEAR IS TRULY "NEW STUFF"
>> Anonymous No.6575305
>>6575254
moonmeme, combat frogs, gaston

only three i can think of at the top of my head
>> Anonymous
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>>6575272
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>> Anonymous
>>6575272
I SAW A PICTURE OF A BLACK PORN ACTOR WITH A FUNNY EXPRESSION IN HIS FACE KNEADING THE TITS OF SOME CHEAP WHORE MAYBE THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME NEW MEME
>> Anonymous
>>6575301
shut up noob
>> Anonymous
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Xena looks at Urania who has fallen to knees and began to prey.

"The footprints head away from the village. I'll follow them--" Xena snapped her head up when she heard a scream. "Gabrielle" she said to herself. "Nooooooo" Xena screamed as she started running as fast as she could to the village.

"X-E-N-A! Help.I need you" came a desperate cry from the bard, her bard.
>> Anonymous No.6575343
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SPOILER
/b/ was never clever or that funny but there were always people whining about the new (wannabe-)memes
>> Anonymous
>>6575305
lol
>> Anonymous No.6575354
>>6575271

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
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>>6575305
lol @ memes even shittier than desu

really man.
>> Anonymous
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sauce
>> Anonymous
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so i see that combat frogs isn't yet forgotten
>> Anonymous No.6575363
THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY MEMES AT ALL ON 4CHAN! JUST VARIOUS THINGS PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO FORCE!
>> Anonymous No.6575369
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>>6575363
gb2 early 2005
>> Anonymous
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>>6575369
fuck no
>> Anonymous
SENOR PENOR
>> Anonymous
>>6574834
you do not understand the inherent nature of /b/, do you?
it does not stagnant in culture
>> Anonymous
>>6575369
What?
>> Anonymous
>>6575363
Pedro bear esta bueno
>> Anonymous No.6575402
>>6575354

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>6575343
SPOILER
you were never clever or that funny but there were always people whining about people who whine about the new (wannabe-)memes
>> Anonymous No.6575410
c'mon what the fuck, why the guys who adore this desu girl won't move on to /a/ - they'll probably have a bigger reply and approval there than here. why here. people are fed up with it, yet maximum 4 persons still create those damn threads about her
>> Anonymous
/b/ has failed, fails and will always failed. why would you possibly want to change that?
>> Anonymous No.6575414
>>6574834

you want /b/ to go back to its roots, then DONATE TO 4 CHAN
>> Anonymous
I think we're just some kind of experiment for some SA user's master's thesis in psychology.

They develop all the original content there and then force it upon us. And we eat it.
>> Anonymous No.6575436
>>6574937
There's nothing wrong with desu, desu is a good meme. Spamming is bad with anything. Spamming "desu", spamming "foreced meme" spamming "I love 4chan". Blame the spammers, not the meme.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Xena ran as fast as she could. She didn't care about the branches hitting her in the face. She only wanted to get to Gabrielle.

The wolf stepped closer to Gabrielle. She could feel his breath on her skin. He raised his paw to her, Just then Xanthis broke from clinging on to Gabrielle and ran into the house. Gabrielle went into her fighting stance, rotating her staff in her hands. They circled each other as Gabrielle's muscles became tense. She was ready to fight for her and Xanthis life even if it meant her death. She twirled her staff faster, her nerves on edge. The wolf growled deep. The hairs in his back stood up, with his backpaws he went into a crouch. He was ready to jump.

"Right away it is over, my girl. I promise it's going to be fast. Or maybe not. HaHa."

Gabrielle swallowed. If he really was invincible she was about to find out quickly.

"I'll say it again. I know how to defend myself."

The wolf roared, he jumped towards Gabrielle. Suddenly he was stopped in mid air. Gabrielle had hit him in his stomach with her staff. He gasped and fell back. Gabrielle stepped forward to look at the wolf. He was unconscious from only her one blow. As it laid there Gabrielle said "I knew you couldn't be invincible. I was right, and you didn't kill me."
>> Anonymous No.6575441
>>6575410
well usually with memes its only 4 people who CREATE threads anyway. each meme has diehard fans of it. but the point is, they have people who create them, and barely anyone who likes them. they need to move on
>> Anonymous
>>6575414
take time machine to before DONATE TO 4CHAN
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous No.6575469
>>6575402

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous No.6575472
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>>6575414
/b/ has already gone full circle and come back to its roots.
ZOMG IT'S FUCK SUINAMI DESU DESU DESU!!11
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>6575459

what?!? WHAT ALREADY?
>> Anonymous
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>>6575441
Well you don't create anything. If you would, people would adopt it.

That is, if it doesn't suck balls.
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In that moment the wolf opened his eyes and laughed at her.

"I wouldn't be so sure. Now I got you were I want you."

Gabrielle was so surprised she froze and her staff fell from her hand. The wolf caught it and tossed it into the bushes. He stood to his full height and pulled his paws up. This time he knew there was nothing to stop him.

"Now the playing part is over. Let's go over to the serious part."

Gabrielle stood frozen to her spot. She closed her eyes. What is it Xena always tells her. "Act don't react". It was as if she could hear Xena voice. She turned and began running towards the forest. The wolf jumped and followed her.

"You can run, but you can't hide. I'm going to find you everywhere. You can't developers."

As Gabrielle ran she turned to see where the wolf was and stumbled over a root. The wolf was suddenly upon her. She screamed Xena's name.

"You see? I just say you can't hide. If I choose my victims then I followed them till the end of my life, if I have to be3. That's your end. Its bad, isn't it?"

"XENA. XENA." She screamed at the top of her lungs.
>> Anonymous No.6575501
>>6575441
if you are saying there should be no memes here, ever, you do not understand /b/ and never will, so gtfo
>> Anonymous No.6575510
>>6575469

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
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>>6575410
Keep telling yourself that ???
>> Anonymous
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>>6575486

Since when was that ever a consideration, retard?
>> Anonymous
(´???)?(?(?Kneading tits
>> Anonymous No.6575536
>>6575501
no, you misunderstood.

i meant that desu has people who create topics. but barely anyone who replies to them. the same people who create the threads keep it alive.

/b/ hates desu. THEY need to leave. other memes are fine because once theyre posted. people reply to them, and theyre funny
>> Anonymous No.6575551
>>6575512
so like why won't you move on to /a/?
>> Anonymous
>>6575536
signed.
>> Anonymous No.6575559
>>6575510

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>6575520
Well if it isn't, fuck you.

You're a gayfaggot and your only talent is bitching. Suck it up or get the hell out.
>> Anonymous
>>6575472
Suiseseki is the proof that /b/ is back to its roots. It's like in the old days, when we imported all our content and memes from 2chan.
>> Anonymous No.6575580
>>6575436
The fact is that while mongler, happy negro and waha are still "accepted" memes by the community and well known by anyone who's been here a significant amount of time, they aren't posted any more. Any new memes are deemed "forced" because certain groups disagree with them.
>> Anonymous
>>6575536
you said memes, you can not take it back now. Remember anonymous never forgives
>> Anonymous
>>6575472
CAME HARD
>> Anonymous
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Xena ran to Gabrielle. "Are you all right? Did he hurt you?"

As Xena stroked Gabrielle's hair she thought she saw love in her eyes. Her heart nearly beat its was out of her chest. How long I have waited for this look she thought, but I need to be sure. Gabrielle held her feeling in. In a moments time she finally found her voice. "Yes, I'm okay just a little scared. I prayed you would get here when you did. Is he dead?"

She pointed to the wolf and tried to stand. Her knees buckled and Xena grabbed her and held her tight. "You sure your okay?" Gabrielle nodded.

They stepped over to where the wolf laid. "Yeah, I think he's dead. But it was just to easy. Something's not right. Lets move it into the forest."

"How is Xanthis? Xena asked

"He is okay. He ran into the house and I lead the wolf away form there." Gabrielle spoke softly. Her heart was just starting to return to normal.

Urania came running out of the forest. "Xanthis--Xanthis" she yelled. He came running to her and throw himself into her arms.

"Mother. Xena killed the monster. Now everything is over."

Urania turned to Xena. "Xena, I thank you with all my heart. Now we can live in peace. Thanks."

Xena looked at Gabrielle with questioning eyes. Gabrielle knew what she wanted to ask but shook her head no. She wasn't sure if this was the right time to tell Urania what she was thinking about how easily the wolf died.

"There is nothing to thank me for but I sure could use a mug of wine." She grinned

"All the wine you want my friend." Urania smiled back.
>> Anonymous
>>6575536
exactly. signed
>> Anonymous
>>6574834
where do i know you from?
anybody know who this is?
>> Anonymous No.6575600
>>6575559

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>6575580
i have never seen so much truth
>> Anonymous
>>6575551
BECAUSE THEY KNOWS IT ANNOYS PEOPLE, STOP RESPONDING
>> Anonymous No.6575627
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>>6575551
Why should I ???? I like it here. Why don't YOU guys go somewhere else? Start an oldchan.org and whine all day about how good /b/ was when it was new and repost Cockmongler and Nevada-tan all you like ???~?
>> Anonymous
>>6575582
wow a person that desperately needs to hear 'meme' coming out from another person after spamming suiseiseki for weeks on /b/. good, you finally did it. gj, and by your spamming you enraged all of /b/ towards rozen maiden and that desu girl
>> Anonymous No.6575636
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i blame forced anon
>> Anonymous
cpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcp
>> Anonymous No.6575662
>>6575636
I blame you.
>> Anonymous No.6575669
>>6575600

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>6575580
I think that is exactly what>>6575436was saying
>> Anonymous
>>6575627
throw away guys who were here before you and take over /b/. good job suiseiseki or whoever the fuck you are
>> Anonymous
>>6575662
I blame doug
>> Anonymous
>>6574947

seconded
>> Anonymous
>>6575627
we dont need to repost, we can make new memes. thats the point. you all want to spam desu. do nothing, and complain when anything new is created and call it forced.

we want 4chan.org. YOU start desuchan.org there you can just spam desu, and if anyone creates original content thats not desu, you can call it forced.
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Spoiler: /b/(England) Prevails!!!
>> Anonymous
>>6575669

Yes, we need more White Supremecists posting CP, that's the key to WIN! Oh yah, don't forget the copy pasta.
>> Anonymous
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Urania came running out of the forest. "Xanthis--Xanthis" she yelled. He came running to her and throw himself into her arms.

"Mother. Xena killed the monster. Now everything is over."

Urania turned to Xena. "Xena, I thank you with all my heart. Now we can live in peace. Thanks."

Xena looked at Gabrielle with questioning eyes. Gabrielle knew what she wanted to ask but shook her head no. She wasn't sure if this was the right time to tell Urania what she was thinking about how easily the wolf died.

"There is nothing to thank me for but I sure could use a mug of wine." She grinned

"All the wine you want my friend." Urania smiled back.

"You go ahead Gabrielle and I will be there in a few minutes"

Urania nodded and went on home with Xanthis wrapped around her waist.

Xena turned to Gabrielle after they were out of ear shot. "Are you sure your okay?"

"Yeah" She said embarassing her warrior.

They walked to Urine's house arm in arm.
>> Anonymous
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/b/ would be better if it was still the same old reposts of happy negro and cockmongler rite?
>> Anonymous
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I love RABBIT-CHAN
U LOVE rabbit-chan
WE ALL LOVE RABBIT-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11