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Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) No.6578171  
When I was 9, my neighbor had a birthday party in her backyard complete with hired clown and tons of helium balloons. I gathered about 15 balloons and tied the strings together to make one rope. Then I tied that to the collar of her kitten and, with her and her parents screaming NO! and rushing towards me, I set it aloft. The balloons carried the cat straight up in the air and soon was just a dot in the sky. The father actually assaulted me; he punched me in the head and threw me on the floor. His wife had to hold him back. The girl was screaming and crying hysterically and I ran home. My own parents wanted to kill me and until the day they moved they never spoke to me or my family again. The cat was never recovered. I feel a great deal of shame for that one impulsive act that forever changed me and my parents. I'm sorry.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I lol'd
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
WINNAR IS YOU

pics plz, now I want to try this!
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I don't care if this is copypasta, this story is great.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I've read this before but I don't know where. Just thinking about someone doing this makes me cry.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
copy pasta
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I want to punch you too >_< poor kitty
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I declare this thread legendary. This story puts both zippocat and torturecat to shame.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
15 isnt enough stop lying , and copy pasta
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) No.6578283
this is a legend, for two reasons, adult stupidity (you do not put small furry animals near a large collection of hellium balloons, at least three children will have the idea of a flying kitten)

And child ingenuity, you weren't cruel, but that of a child scientist ;o
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
and i guess it is not a surprise to find you on /b/ today
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
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>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
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What a nice family
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
>>6578283
true. if Sir Issac Newton had access to a cat and helium he would have done this
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
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>>6578171

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NEKO-KUN ;_;

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) No.6578596
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Legendary.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
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>>6578596
Wrong picture.


...
Failing in a legendary thread!
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
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this is fucking win, im gonna go buy a kitten and some balloons so i can try this at my house party next weekend
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
;_;
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
>>6578171
You were young.
I forgive you.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
>>6578358

shut up wee
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
I smell deliciously old copy pasta.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
In before a cat is flying.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
This copy pasta angers me.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
>>6578171
too bad, you must atone for your sins, kill yourself or you can never be forgiven
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
>>6578171

Your parents who failed to teach you the difference between right and wrong are what is wrong with society. This is what gas chambers and concentration camps were meant for, as you deserve death.
>> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun)
You'd need way more than 15 balloons to lift a cat.