[These were found in threads that didn't deserve to be archived.] ようこそ、4chanへ！ -------------- An actual answer for some /b/ addicts (myself included...), block www.4chan.org from your web browser and type in random keys for a password that you won't even remember. but then you won't be able to get back after exams... hmm... -------------- DISCUSSION OF CRAYONS >> Anonymous Have you noticed that these things come in 8, 16 and 32 colors? >> Anonymous apparently 64 too. what's next, 128? I find that laughable and appalling. >> Anonymous Crayola 32,768 Crayon Set f tee w >> Anonymous 16^3*8 is too many crayons. let's not smother the child. IRC >> Anonymous No.6575105 irc chat is for fat virgins with no life nor friends >> Anonymous >>6575105 im a virgin with no life or friends and i have no idea how to work fucking irc -------------- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!111111one11!1shift!eleven!!1 -------------- protip: don't use white text on bright backgrounds. -------------- CP ON /B/ Anonymous Where the hell hare the mods lately ?!??! there was a 30 MIN CP thread just recently!!! discuss. >> Anonymous the pedos know what times the mods are least likely to be active, and post accordingly. they're shifty like that. -------------- ANON COMES TO A REALIZATION Anonymous Why of course the people don't want war ... But after all it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. >> Anonymous K. Oh wait. -------------- PALE BLUE DOT Anonymous you are here. >> Anonymous lol total perspective vortex >> Anonymous o rly? >> Anonymous >>6575653 ya rly, pic taken by voyager 1 >> Anonymous Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home, That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. ... There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. >> Anonymous >>6575697 wow. -------------- AGENTS OF TERROR Anonymous Who the fuck is this fag? Find his name, track his house down on google earth and tear him fukken apart. /b/ rampage, go. >> Anonymous we are not your agents of terror, gb2 something awful -------------- MERMAIDS >> Anonymous If I found a mermaid, I would 1. Rape her 2.) See 1 3.) Repeat 2 for a week 4.) Force her to eat her own cooked fish-flesh but that's just me >> Anonymous If you were to rape a mermaid, where the HELL would the hole(s) be?! >> Anonymous >>6578373 I would make holes, duh. >> Anonymous File :-(, x) >>6578373 I use this image as a reference >> Anonymous >>6578329 good call. i'd rape her, keep her but slice bits off her and cook her. i'd eat most of it, she could have some too. but thats just me. anyone got anything relevant? >> Anonymous >>6578373 At the very least they'd have an anus. >> Anonymous >>6578373 mermaids have mouths for a reason. also, ever heard of skullfucking? >> Anonymous Ok i'm now convince 2chan is right on this. Sickos >> Anonymous >>6578475 What did 2chan say about us? -------------- Forced sex = Good sex Therefore Forced memes = Good memes -------------- sage for ultra double copy pasta, -------------- -CHANS Anonymous what are all /b/'s -chans, and how did they get their names? >> Anonymous lurk i am a moaron fuckbot >> Anonymous flat-chan is quite obvious. flat chest >> Anonymous >>6578030 its moreso a i wanna know how the fuck some of these chicks get the names they have. >>6578033 yeah, that's kinda a given >> Anonymous I'd say she isn't even a toe nail of 4chan. Loli-chan, on the other hand... >> Anonymous >>6578134 it wasnt asked what she was to 4chan -------------- 1. kill them. 2. kill yourself 3. ?????? 4. PROFIT! -------------- The real reason Japan isnt allowed to have an army . There so small everyone else could just sit on them ;= -------------- MACRO Anonymous Dear /b What program can i use for making easy image macro's ? >> Anonymous ms paint >> Anonymous notepad, you pussy -------------- BETTING ON NUCLEAR File :-(, x, ) Anonymous Wow, I thought that AFP link or whatever was full of shit. Then I saw this: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/09/hersh.iran.reut/index.html >> Anonymous WWIII. Ah, what good times it will be. $50 Iran will push the big red button first. Now the rest of that image kthxbi. >> Anonymous File :-(, x) Meet you at the Mariposa -------------- So someone takes pictures of their sister and posts them on 4chan for you pervs to drool about? l o l -------------- OP DOESN'T LIKE FAGGOTS Anonymous No.6578531 I don't like faggots, its the strangest thing. >> Anonymous i r o n y >> Anonymous >>6578531 an youre in b? -------------- /B/ FUCKING SUCKS Anonymous I once asked where one was supposed to go when he'd outgrown /b/. The first response to it was "real life." At first I laughed. .. then I realized Anonymous was probably right. :( /b/ still has its moments. But it just isn't the same anymore. It's partly forced_anon, it's partly the influx of newbies and underaged morons, it's partly the astounding lack of comradeship between userbase and overlords. It's a lot of things, but all together, I think /b/ has become almost entirely worthless to me now. The boring and trite has far outweighed the interesting and hilarious of late. I know, I know, I can feel free to gtfo. I probably will. I'm slowly but determinedly making my way to the final step beyond internet.. I just wish /b/ would STOP SUCKING SHIT AND GET IT RIGHT AGAIN. >> Anonymous I concur. My /b/ usage is a tenth of what it was 2 months ago, and 2 months ago doesn't even tough what it was in past years. -------------- i hope you die in an auto accident. maybe you'll ask your friend for a ride to the mall, and along the way WHAM a drunk driver runs a stopsign and you, being in the passenger seat, die. please die. -------------- hey /b/ i handed in my letter of resignation for burger king last week and have so far stolen: 1 bag tendergrill patties 1 bag tendercrisp patties 3 pairs of tong 3 spatulas a mixture of cleaning chemicals (floor, sanitizer, glass cleaner) a box of cleaning cloths 3 sauce bottles -------------- MACRO SITES Anonymous hay guys, is there a web page with all the (or at least a lot of) 4chan macros on it? >> Anonymous Why yes. It's at www.ebaumsworld.com >> Anonymous http://macrochan.be >> Anonymous http://macrochan.be/vjejkcep/index.py -------------- SCROLLING 50 PAGES Anonymous How much longer is this stupid "you have to scroll down 50 pages to get to where the posts are" gag going to last? I notice it's been greatly increasing the amount of suck on /b/ lately. >> Anonymous what? >> Anonymous LOL! Someone doesn't have japanese language pack installed. Try turning it off, you'll see what he means. -------------- 4CHAN HATE THREAD Anonymous 4chan H8 Thread. What's the worst thing on /b/ today? Furries Desu Gay Porn This Thread *votes Desu >> Anonymous *votes Furries Desu Gay Porn >> Anonymous furries desu anime fans >> Anonymous [X] TEENAGERS [X] DESU I VOTED TWICE I HOPE U DON'T MIND -------------- Was going to sage this for the arrogance of calling yourself pro, then I realized it's even worse up close than it is thumbnailed, so I'm saging it because you suck. -------------- WHAT RUINED THE BOARD Anonymous desu & other copypasta shit is ruining this board completely :( >> Anonymous the only time this board wasn't ruined is when it didn't exist -------------- THIS IS A SUISEISEKI THREAD NO SPAMMING OF DESU PLZ, BUT ENDING SENTENCES WITH ~DESU IS FINE -------------- HI THIS IS ME AND MY FRIEND?!! DO YOU ALSO LIEK 4CHAN?! I LIEK 4CAHN! HAHAHA! HI BYE! -------------- >>SUP MY /b/tards! >>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN /b/ >>THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I PREFER NIGHT /b/! -------------- POEM ADVICE Anonymous I'm writing a short SMS to my gf. I begun by "I'm walking by the water" (which I was doing) and ending it with "but thinking of your beautiful smile makes me ...", so what would rhyme with water? You can also change the whole sentence a bit if you find something similar that would fit with water. I need your help /b/! >> Anonymous help meeee >> Anonymous "want to slaughter."? >> Anonymous what's th'devil's an SMS? Water - daughter, slaughter, totter, otter could also half-ass it with *-er/* her/* or >> Anonymous No.6579437 I'm walking by the water. Can i stick it in your pooper? >> Anonymous No.6579449 I'm walking by the water but thinking of your beautiful smile makes me want to sacrifice a million lolis and drink their blood bestowing a grave death-curse on every child to descend from your loins including our potential but now no-longer-probable daughter. >> Anonymous >>6579437 I vote for this one >> Anonymous >>6579449 wins internet >> Anonymous HOTTER THAN WOTTER >> Anonymous win -------------- WHOLESOME FAMILY THREAD Anonymous No.6578420 This is a wholesome family thread. >> Anonymous Of course it is, because /b/ is a wholesome family board! >> Anonymous File :-(, x) This is a wholesome class gathering. >> Anonymous in beforePENIS >> Anonymous File :-(, x) >> Anonymous No.6578514 I'll go get my mom. >> Anonymous >>6578514 ill go get his mom >> Anonymous File :-(, x) -------------- EVIL ORGANIZATIONS File :-(, x, ) Anonymous Hay /b/, what evil organization do these faceless grunts belong too? >> Anonymous vegetarians >> Anonymous internet >> Anonymous G.I.M.P. >> Anonymous Natalia's rubber club, I guess. >> Anonymous Jehova's witnessess. They want to talk to you about eternal fappiness. >> Anonymous Gay Nigger Association of America, amirite? -------------- hay /b/ whats the adress for that page that generates old english text with viking pictures?? - I saved this one because I was actually curious as to what it was, but there was no answer in the thread. Oh well. - 4chansociety, 4chansociety@gmail.com. -------------- http://www.desu.edu/ -------------- Getting people to contribute has always proved difficult. Leeching has once again begun to dominate as the site gets faster. Instead of spurring contributions, the new speed has given rise to leeching once more. We need your help. See the above graph? Note the average inbound traffic of 5.65mbps. To get things rolling, we'd like to push this past 10mbps. Post more, contributing can be plain ol' replies or images--every post helps! POST MORE. YOU HELPED PAY FOR THESE SERVERS--NOW PUT THEM TO GOOD USE. Replies and image posts are what MAKE this site! Think of it this way: The faster we hit our goal (or at least see things speed up), the faster this annoying red text comes down. One more thing... We've got an extra 40mbps to burn through during the month of March. We plan on putting it to good use. Stay tuned. -------------- LONG SLEEPING Anonymous Dear /b/, Lately I have been sleeping for longer than usual, on average 12 hr but between 10-14 hr. Which diseases cause this, and what is the proper medical term for this phenomenon? Pic unrelated. >> Anonymous Right! I've had enough of this. ACH TUNG! >> Anonymous ages for young ones >> Anonymous probably a sign of depression >> Anonymous too much 4chan. ive been doing the same. >> Anonymous >>6579701 wins. -------------- Pedobear's mexican cousin, Pedrobear -------------- CARNAL SECRECY Anonymous Dear /b/ How do I tell my english teacher (That I am currently fucking during lunch periods) not to tell anyone about us? She said she might tell people. >> Anonymous Kill her and hide the body. >> Anonymous "Do not tell anyone about us." >> Anonymous post nudes or GTFO >> Anonymous she would get in more trouble than you would. unless she wants to end her career she aint tellin noone >> Anonymous Pics please >> Anonymous 1. Baseball bat over head. 2. ????? 3. Profit! -------------- ANON FINDS OUT ABOUT FORCED-ANON File :-(, x, ) Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) No.6577957 Wait, if you can't insert a name. How does someone distinguish my post from someone else's? Here we're just all the same? >> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) rurm koal >> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) hey, its me again, im sorry for my stupid question, im a faggot and i can't be normal. I have to go, my boyfriend its going to insert his big cock in my ass see ya >> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) yes. this board is designed to emulate japanese culture by deemphasising the individual. >> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) hmmm... >> Anonymous 04/09/06(Sun) Who cares? What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! -------------- TOILET ACCIDENT File :-(, x, ) Anonymous Hey /b/, I was taking a dump today (an especially large and smelly one at that.) The toilet paper roll ran out while I was wiping the feces from my ass. No big deal, it happens. I removed the roll and got up to get some more toilet paper. Unfortunately I somehow knocked the toilet paper holder into the toilet, amongst the floating turds. I began to panic. In the end I had to reach in and rescue the contraption from the turds. Has that ever happened to you? >> Anonymous yes >> Anonymous EVERY DAY >> Anonymous >>6579877 No, I am Fred Gallagher -------------- CAPITALISM: THE ACT OF TYPING ALL IN CAPITALS File :-(, x, ) Anonymous No.6579886 CAPITALISM: THE ACT OF TYPING ALL IN CAPITALS. discuss >> Anonymous CAPITALISM IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. >> Anonymous Failing: The art of>>6579886 [...] >> Anonymous COMMUNICATION - THE ACT OF FORMING A COMMUNE